If ever you speak to the Norwegian sailors of old, youll hear stories of the legendary sea monster called the Kraken. Wrapping his tentacles around ships and boats, hed drag them down to their watery grave.

Theyre not sure why he decided to attack innocent sailors, but we have an idea. He heard about their mythical beards, and he wanted in on the action.

Thats right! Turns out he wasnt a monster at all. He just wanted some of that fresh Mythical Beards Kraken scent of spices and vanilla for his mythical beard AKA tentacles.

Now that you know the truth, what will you do with it?

Heres what you do: You keep the legend of the Kraken going by wearing this delicious and all-natural blend of spices and vanilla on your beard every day and dont listen to what those old sailors have to say. They only have one leg anyway!